The `Wink’ Factor Index
July 3rd, 2008If you hit the link to come to this post in The Heavy Stuff (THS) perhaps you are familiar with `the wink’. The wink is specifically the `look’ you get when you mention `subjects’ your friends or family aren’t really `hip’ about - such as the subjects you find on this blog. For you new readers, that would include subjects such as Ufo’s, Doppelgangers, Orbs, Time Travel, Tulpas and Phenomenology. On the front page of this website www.theheavystuff.com you can find the last 15 posts - please visit the front page after reading this post.
But, as promised in the title, today THS would like to rank the topics that might generate `that wink’ - and, as a host of www.squidoo.com/anomalyman- our daily website dedicated to the anomalous - we see alot to `wink’ at. This Wink Index will provide you with a rough estimate as to the percentage of folks who might `wink’ (think you are nuts) when you bring up certain fortean or esoteric topics. So, without further ado:
THE WINK INDEX
(The Forbidden Dozen)
12th
Topic - Ghosts - Wink Factor Index, 10 — Professing to have a belief in `ghosts’ is the least likely `thing’ on this listing to get you excluded from the next family outing. After all, most families HAVE GHOST STORIES of `aunt emma’ or know of other families having such stories. And, ghosts have a universal appeal - it means WE GO ON. And, 90% think that is a great thing or possibility. BUT, for a few - the idea of `living forever’ or `possibly being judged for eternity’ is horrible or frightening. And, for a few others, the hard materialists, Ghosts couldn’t exist and such talk is just silly. It is these limited folks that form the 10% that say NO to inviting you to the next party - because of you `running your mouth about Ghosts’ the last time you were there.
11TH
Topic - God - Wink Index Score, 20 - Obviously, this figure is dependent on the country one lives in - but, here in the great USA, God is as pure as apple pie and the American Flag - and discussing him with friends or family isn’t too likely to end with you not getting invited to the next party or family re-union. Now, we also know that discussing religion or politics is often considered bad taste too. That said, perhaps one in five folks will find your talk of God a little over the top, making them uncomfortable - and probably assigning a term like `Jesus Freak’ to you. This is regardless of how many proofs of miracles the believer in God will be able to recite. So, talking of God, just might not be the best thing for your networking. While others market to only the God niche with various products, reaping a fortune.
10th
Topic - Republicrats - Wink Index Score, 25 - If you need to ask what a republicrat is you should be ashamed that not one friend of your has been brave enough to broach the subject with you. Quite simply, folks who believe in Republicrats believe that each political party is identical. Yes, identical. Except that one is a huge bloated Elephant and the other a stupid, stubborn, Jackass. They, the believers in Republicrats, point to the 35 years of joint `energy independence’ statements from `each party’ - the decades of jointly running deficits, a jointly promoted useless drug war and the jointly allowed open border policies - all, equally the responsibility of the `two parties’. But, despite that overwhelming evidence - one will not get all heads bobbing up and down in the room at the party - indeed, a good one out of four folks will think that - perhaps the next party (family reunion) might just be better without you. (Of course the hilarious part of this is that such a small percentage think you are wrong.)
9th
Topic - Time Travel - Wink Index Score, 25 — THS is going to make `time travel’ a large `category’ that would include predictors of the future such as the old Jeanne Dixon’s of the world, or Nostradamus, - and the `phenomena’ of `humans traveling from our future back to now’ - (of course the `extreme nutty edge’ of the `time traveler believers’ would be those that espouse that one can go back into time and interact or observe history and reality.) The `winkers’ would be told by the `believers’ of the astounding accuracy of some predictions; or of strange esoteric encounters with beings who seem to know mankinds future. And, while it is probably true that the subject matter makes more than 25% uneasy while listening to the `examples’; the media has positioned `time travel’ as possible based on Quantum Mechanics OR, at least, as an entertaining idea (as in Back to the Future). So, ultimately, the `time traveler guy’ will be invited back to next years pool party, you know, he `added some life to the party last year’ the spouse would argue. Just make sure to bring a host gift.
8th
Topic - Ufo’s - Wink Factor Index, 30 - Like `time travel’, this too, UFO’s will be a broad category of `topic’; including everything from lights in the sky to saucer shaped objects to mile wide motherships. Well, to be honest, that is an increasing scale but do average out to the 30 indexing. And, on this topic, the `believer’ will point out an incredible number of websites which seem to have more than enough `evidence’ to prove the `believers’ point of view. The believer will point to the multitude of high ranking folks who have made revealing statements or the credibility of some of the observers of crafts such as the police. BUT, the naysayer would say `show me the evidence’ loudly or `extra ordinary claims require …. (blah blah blah in the believers head)’. The `discussion’ could become `more than heated’ your `friends’ remember — and fully 3 in 10 decide to let your invitation to the pool party go unmailed this year. Fearing that if you were invited that someone might end up getting pushed into the pool.
7th
Topic - Rods, Orbs, Tulpas, - Wink Factor Index, 33. It’s at this level that the `believer’ becomes a `risk to the party atmosphere’. THS also knows that `some believers’ will tell you that all three of these phenomena are `really ufo’s’ - while `true believers’ in these phenomena of Rods, Orbs, and Tulpas will say they are NOT the same - resulting in fights now within `believers’ and others who think both camps are `nuts’. But, the `true believers’ in Rods, Orbs, and Tulpas (ROT) will tell you with a near wild look in their eyes about how Tulpas are `consciousness balls’ and that Orbs are the same thing. Other `true believers’ will tell you that `sky’ orbs ARE balls of consciousness - BUT - others will say that Orbs are Ufo’s and not alive balls of consciousness. And, finally, Rods have friends in neither camp - as many of the Rods believers - say that rods are `sky creatures or skylife’ that have evolved on Earth. The `whole mess’ of discussing ROT issues is nearly likely to get you on the do not invite list; unless you are family.
6th
Topic - EVP (Electronic Voice Phenomena) - Wink Factor Index, 45. It’s one thing to share family Ghost Stories around the BBQ pit at the family re-union, it’s quite another to have Uncle Ed discussing the `PROOF’ about life after death for humans based on EVP recordings. Somehow, folks just aren’t comfortable with other family members who `possess the truth’ in areas of uncertainty - whether the subject is religion or politics - and EVP `loosely’ fits the religion category - especially to `believers in EVP’. After-all, they say, “what more proof do you want for everlasting life”? All the `science’ will finally bring out the professor side of the family - who will demand more `proof’ and scoff - and, `trumped’ by the `degreed one’ you find that a `label’ has been forever attached to you - a little nutty - unlike - of course, The Nutty Professor.
Part Two Tomorrow
(The Top Five)
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